I'm ready for a career change - hire me!
Checkers and Mustaches
Hurricane Bill
Jeff got pummeled.This is our last trip of the summer to the beach, Dewey Beach, Delaware. Thanks to the powerful, hurricane waves, the kids had a tidal pool to play in. Fat chance they were getting in the ocean.
What's even better about all this? It was pouring rain back in Philly. Just a mere 2 hours away and we had sunshine. 90% humidity, but sunshine none the less.I painted a mural
Today was my agency's first of many more Community Service Day. We were at Roosevelt Middle Shool in Germantown. Landscaping, painting, organizing classrooms. Really, most of us were there because we refused to waste a vacation day. But some of us, like me, were excited to be doing some work for a needy community. There's a little part of me that has been feeling the need to do something meaningful lately.
It was so muggy out, my lens is fogged up after getting out of my air conditioning. Here is our canvas...
Then, we got started. Ahh, the shade. We could see the sun coming.
Working our way through the design. Still in the shade. Trying to finish before the sun blasted us.
Grant Johnson - Photo Shoot

My 5k - race, not money
Three girls and a boy
Yard Sale-ing
I went yard sale-ing Saturday morning, fully intending to get some furniture for a spare bedroom. I had money to burn. My friend and I mapped out a couple spots and happened upon an additional one that left me walking out in a huff. I'll get to that story in a minute. But first, let me share with you my first purchase from what could possibly be the start of a new addiction...
Men are walking dogs
I noticed one common factor out there during my morning jog...women. They're all out there exercising. The men? They're walking dogs. I see more men who look pregnant than I do actual pregnant women. And I have one thing to say to you Men, stop walking the dogs and get some damn exercise. Your women are getting in shape, staying healthy while your belly hangs over your belt, and you ask for second helpings of meatloaf and mashed potatoes and drink a 6-pack a night. We don't think it's cute. It's disgusting in fact. We only put up with it because we don't look at it. We avoid looking at it. Sure, we love you, but we don't love your belly. Ever wonder why men typically die younger than women? Wonder no more.
Life is short
There's a little penis in the house!
I loved my Poppy. We didn't truly get close until after my grandmother passed away. We had a monthly movie and dinner date. More often if we could pull it off. I loved talking to him. He really was very special and I still miss him. Plus, he had the best hair ever!
Okay, so I let myself drink some wine tonight. My sister had a baby and my husband is out of town, I'm all sorts of emotional (forget any kind of a workout tomorrow).
Anyway, as much as I like to keep my emotions close to the vest when it comes to anyone outside my house, I'm sooooooo excited to have a new baby in the family. Especially because it's someone elses. Ha! But, the best part? I get to buy baby boy clothes for a change!
The other reason I'm excited? Newborn baby pictures. O.My.God. Cannot wait to get my hands on that newborn!
Revisiting the New Years Resolutions
- Lose 15 pounds (20 would be ideal) by June. That's reasonable, right? Clearly not reasonable at all. Haven't you been following The Thinning Chronicles?
- No wine during the week. Killer! Yeah, that one only just started about a month or two ago. Again, go read The Thinning Chronicles. And vacations don't count.
- Be more patient with my children, and others. Umm. Yeah. I must have made that one after I had three glasses of wine.
- No sweets. Death! I think "no" is a little absolute, don't you? Some sweets is a bit more realistic. So, check one for me!
- Go to bed early enough so that I can wake up at the ungodly hour of 5:15 and workout. I did not specify every day, so yay for me!
- Have a date night once a month with my loving hubby. Do Phillies games count? I think so!
- Go rockclimbing, again. Nope. I'd sooner get to ride in a hot air balloon.
- Learn knitting. Yes! And yet how insignficant.
- Take more pictures of things other than my children. Do raindrops on leaves count? Yeah, not really.
- Take a rowing class on the river. At least I did some research.
Yeah, I'm pathetic. So what.
OMG!
If I turn my earphones up any louder to block her out, I will blow out my goddamn ear drums. Ok. Walking away now. Walking away.
Reasons to wear underwear...
M.I.A. last week
A tradition started years ago. You could call it "a coming of age", "a rite of passage". Whatever. I have 13 cousins, 11 of whom are much younger than me. Every year someone turns 21. You know, the legal drinking age in our civilized state. All Campbells and their significant others of legal drinking age head straight to the Carousel at the Springfield in Sea Isle. An outdoor bar is very well-suited to Irish folk who are looking to get their drink on. This year, Lauren was up to bat. See her there all smiley and excited. She's a nursing major. Always good to have one of those in the family. These aren't all cousins. My dad! is in there too. Plus, an uncle, my brother-in-law and Jeff. The guy in the red shirt? That's my Uncle Shawn. He's only 8 years older than me. Crazy Catholics!
Here's some more family. Even my pregnant sister wouldn't miss this event.

The rest of the week is pretty calm in comparison. Mostly we're on the beach.

Kyra spent much of her time on her boogie board waiting for waves to push her along.
Of course, it's vacation and you can't say no to the ice cream guy. Even when he comes by 3 times a day. And just for future reference...if you want any relaxation time at all on the beach, get your kids the water ice - not the shaved stuff, the block ice, rock hard Rosita's Water Ice that takes an hour for any normal child to finish. Guaranteed. That should be their next marketing campaign.
Of course, I keep telling my beautiful girls that all that junk food is not good for them.
Your teeth fall out and your skin is a wreck!



















